Playlist Date & Time: 12/13/2008 11:55PM - 3:00AM
Program: Blues in the Night with Jamie Dell'Apa
Archived Audio from this show at:
http://www.virb.com/submariner/music/albums/77583
Ever notice how many songs have great starts? Musicians use almost unlimited creativity for a song's novel beginnings, everything from sound effects and esoteric field recordings to their best musical licks. In contrast, they only use two boring methods to end a song: (1) a gradual fade out or (2) the opposite, a crescendo of instrumental cacophony. Tonight we explore songs with great starts and frame the show by making up a goofy story about why there are so many great starts in music. From thin air, here goes:
Here is the conspiracy afterburner - evil record companies add killer licks to the first few second of a song to get the song on the air. Then even if the rest of the song sucks, the company got the song some air time. So if you hear a crappy song, it is not my fault - some evil corporation tricked me.
Tonight's "Great Starts" show was suggested by Ben Pagac of Washington, D.C. after an ad hoc fermented grain festival during last summer's "Make it Sing" seminar at the Center for Documentary Studies. We were assisted by Chris Bolton who added a documentary of his nephew's great start (underwater childbirth at home) which we serialized and played between songs. Ben joined us in the studio and was awarded the traditional granting of three wishes by the WWOZ genies. He was strongly advised to submit these wishes in very clear writing or suffer being a corny joke punch line.
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George Bush and Rocket J. Squirrel
Jamie is boring and a know-it-all
I dropped theme music from my shows after I saw this documentary on NPR theme music. Thanks to food critic Ted Scheffler of Salt Lake City for the link.
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Irma Thomas
It's Raining
People in radio know that only a few seconds of preview time is used to determine which songs get played on a radio station but we are all sworn to secrecy. Here is rare documentary evidence of the earth-shattering truth which slipped out of Ken Freedman's lips before he self-immolated for breaking THE VOW.
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Ann Peebles
Can't Stop the Rain
The first series of web links will be a salute to great starts in fields other than music. In the category of running races with goofy costumes, the first link is the always funny, Gorilla Costumes.
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Johnny Rivers
Summer Rain
The winning combination of costumed-ones-in-foot-races naturally made it to prime time television. Here the it is on Monday Night Football,
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Mel and Tim
Backfield in Motion
Beg Scream and Shout
Without Michael Jordan, Scotty Pippin, or Phil Jackson, the Chicago Bulls have been desperately searching for gate draw.
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Unifics
Court of Love
Beg Scream and Shout
Start this link at the 00:50 second mark as their attempt at mimicking a documentary's character development phase is completely boring. (Although the group photo of the mascots at 00:44 is pretty funny.) Also, at the start of this race watch the mad mascot at the left tackle rival mascots.
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C. Shells
You Are The Circus
In the sub-category of foot-races in goofy costumes comes the paw-races in goofy costumes. Weiner dogs!
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Showman
39-21-46
And crippled weiner dogs.
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O'Kaysions
Girl Watcher
Beg Scream and Shout
Vary the running surface to ice and see if that packs in an audience.
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Archie Bell and the Drells
Tighten Up
In a separate category of racing comes the childhood toy throwback. Here are big wheels racing down Lombard Street in San Francisco.
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Major Lance
Monkey Time
Staying with the childhood memories, here is the army men you once imagined could move. I lost an afternoon to laughter by searching "army man" at youtube.
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Curtis Gordon
Draggin
A toy that expands on Curtis Gordon's great start.
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Jackie Wilson
Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher and Higher
Higher and Higher
Chris Bolton's audio documentary about his nephew's underwater birth was originally produced for the Speakeasy StoryCast - a project of SpeakeasyDC - non-profit bringing true stories about real people to the stage and sound. Find out more at speakeasydc.org
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Jackie Wilson
Reet Petite...
Higher and Higher
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